Self Isolation Session

Stressed? Confused? At the end of your tether, and with no wine or entjies left to take the edge off your worries?

In light of the current high levels of bullshit and confusion doing the rounds on #SocialMedia (and perpetuated within the vaunted halls of parliament), could I suggest you ignore the vector-inducing pavement exercise outings, and instead participate in a safe and proper #selfisolation session?

Recommended by leading sangomas and non-ideological realists from 47 different countries, these have been proved vastly superior, with 87.3% less risk of contamination, and a guaranteed stoke increase factor of 217.2% (excluding #oZONE). #AndBreathe